lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

kf1n3:

"Get busy, child"

Thanks for 4k+ followers!!

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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actual anime girlfriend emerald sustrai

spkolala:

this is why i don’t do backgrounds

pinstripe-doodles:

some tiny minecraft geoffs

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

royallie:

Kanayayayayayyayayyaya

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

g1ados:

portal + text posts

dipsetflag:

banduluu:

People still say no bueno? :/

Pretty sure Spanish people still speak spanish

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